The Poem

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The Poem: The Poem is what I recite at the end of my live routine. I have made it into an email sort of like an e-card. It can be sent to anyone who is having a baby. It is a live video of Dr. Oppenwider with sound effects. It begins “A few weeks of morning sickness (you hear sound effects) and after that it’s a breeze,” and continues into a very funny poem all about being pregnant and having the baby.

It does not have any vulgarity and can be sent to anyone. Sending this poem to the mom to be shows her you are thinking about her. If she is having a difficult pregnancy she will laugh and isn’t that the best medicine of all?


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The Act -

I live in Staten Island, New York and perform a live act for baby showers. I have been doing it for 13 years. Through the internet and through “word of mouth” I would get calls from all over the United States, however, I do not travel. Also, since my fee is rather high for the live act that I do, a lot of families that have their baby showers at home found it expensive and sometimes the baby showers were just a few people.

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About The Dr.

My name is Wendy Pellegrino. I have lived on Staten Island for 24 years. I have always loved dressing up in costumes and creating characters and started performing just for my friends and family. I have been a nun, a nurse, a 350lb fat lady (have a fat suit), a shopping bag lady, an old high school gym teacher and a variety of Halloween characters.

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